The day the hospital removed my right testicle...

[InvincibleArmor79]

whats up all you heads out there... this is just a short story about losing a nut... one day i was playin basketball at the Y, nothin extroardinary happened, and i get home and jump in the shower.. while showering, i notice a small lump on my testicle.. soon enough, this lump starts aching, then throbbing, and then it was like i was permanently kicked in the junk... i called my g/f to take me to the emergency room, where i was made to wait 45 mins to get in, the whole time i'm feeling an intense pain in my groin, growing increasingly nauseous... finally after gettin in to get checked, some young doctor comes in and immediatly starts pokin around down there, causin a flood of blinding pain like my balls were in a damn vice... this doctor was certain i had a hernia, and he kept trying to push the lump up into my pelvic bone and i was yelling at him that i dont think i had hernia, but he wouldnt listen... they pumped morphine into me, which didnt help at all, and nurses and doctors kept coming in to study my "problem"... im on the verge of passin out from the pain when the young doctor finally quit pokin this lump on my nut... so im wheeled into a room while the urologist is called.. he shows up and sends into x-ray, where it is learned i have little to no blood flow to my right testicle... so im taken to surgery, given a three inch shot in my spine, and the hospital took my testicle.. the lump wasnt cancerous, and no one could give me an answer as to why my nut was gone.. so i have one nut, and have experienced no problem gettin hard and pleasin my girl...
they had to stitch my sack together, and i had 12 staples right below my waistline for 3 weeks... at first, it was depressing and i smoked double what i normally do just to escape my thoughts, but i am fully recovered, have no trouble gettin nasty, and as far as i know, can produce sperm the same as before...

well i hope you enjoyed my story(a story i wish i didnt have to share...) and some advice to all you guys out there, always check your sack, and dont trust doctors...

peace

InvincibleArmor79 Reviewed by InvincibleArmor79 on 08-23-2005. The day the hospital removed my right testicle... whats up all you heads out there... this is just a short story about losing a nut... one day i was playin basketball at the Y, nothin extroardinary happened, and i get home and jump in the shower.. while showering, i notice a small lump on my testicle.. soon enough, this lump starts aching, then throbbing, and then it was like i was permanently kicked in the junk... i called my g/f to take me to the emergency room, where i was made to wait 45 mins to get in, the whole time i'm feeling an Rating: 5

[Jake0steve]

Well i'm sorry about your nugget, man!

At least everything else still works great down there though!

[mellow mood]

sucks for ya. i never trusted hospitals and i will never too. at least u can still make your girl cry

[ADaisyChain]

Very well written story. Made my testicles hurt just reading it.

[SomeGuy]

Gah...You need a warning on that story ...I agree with Daisy that was painful to read.

[Breukelen advocaat]

A friend of mine, when we were in high school, got testicular cancer and both had to be removed. You were lucky it was not cancer, because that shit could spread to the lymph nodes, your digestive system, and other places.

[mellow mood]

must be weird anyway to have one testicle. wow

[slipknotpsycho]

i have a wierd question, did they put in a "cosmetic nut" to even it out, or what? O.o

[Breukelen advocaat]

i have a wierd question, did they put in a "cosmetic nut" to even it out, or what? O.o

I do not know about humans, but I've read that vetinarians are able to do this for dogs and cats that are neutered - to reduce the animals' anxiety I guess.

[LonerStoner]

Sounds like what happened to a buddy of mine, the blood vessels get all twisted up, scary shit. He called it a twisticle, lol.