The day the hospital removed my right testicle...

[Not Enough Herb]

i shuddered after reading that

sorry about ur nut

later

Not Enough Herb Reviewed by Not Enough Herb on 08-24-2005. The day the hospital removed my right testicle... whats up all you heads out there... this is just a short story about losing a nut... one day i was playin basketball at the Y, nothin extroardinary happened, and i get home and jump in the shower.. while showering, i notice a small lump on my testicle.. soon enough, this lump starts aching, then throbbing, and then it was like i was permanently kicked in the junk... i called my g/f to take me to the emergency room, where i was made to wait 45 mins to get in, the whole time i'm feeling an Rating: 5

[rajking86]

Hey look on the bright side all chances of pregnancy are now cut by 50% with your girl!

[FloatNSmoke]

Ouch!

[dark0ne]

when i was in high school, one day in gym class we were playing baseball. This kid was pitching and got nailed very very hard in the nuts with a line drive. dropped like a stone rolled arroun for a few min, and when he got up he had blood all over his pants then he started screaming, he had burst a testical. he returned to class 4 days later. but hey thats why we got 2 of them, incase somthing happens to one.

[InvincibleArmor79]

thanks for the responses... it was extremely weird at first, but im used to it now.. it took awhile for the stitches in my sack to heal, and i tend to be very careful when anything enters that "zone"... as for a replacement, i really didnt think about it at the time, and theres no way in hell im lettin another doctor near my junk, so i'll let hand alone... anyways, thanks for your inputs and happy tokin..

[partyguy420]

ive got 3.... u want one???so ive got a 25% more of a chance of geting a girl knoked up... ohh well... and darkone... i had a friend that had the same thing happen to him... except we were useing a softball...

[BizzleLuvin]

i pray that your nut is in testicle heaven. (dude, those 'doctors' sound mighty sketchy to me). maybe one testlicle isnt a bad thing. personally, I think the whole ball and scrotum area is gross. I like a pair of small but firm balls. if i could have it my way, there would be none. i think they just get in they way and do nothing to decorate the penis.

[gildong.]

hey..at least it was one of ur nuts and not ur whole dick..:]

[Breukelen advocaat]

This is about the most fucked up story I ever heard on TV.

I saw an Oprah show a few years ago, and the guest was a guy who had his dick cut off during a hospital circumcision, so his parents agreed with the doctors to finish the job by cutting off his balls and making him a â??vaginaâ?�. Iâ??m not kidding! He was told that he was born a girl, and they dressed him like one, but he hated it. He was a twin, and his brother was on the show. Anyway, he found out the truth as a teenager, and reclaimed his birth gender, albeit without the sex organs. He got hormone shots and such, a skin graft for some kind of new penis, wore mens' clothes, and actually looked, in the opinion of my wife, much BETTER than his â??normalâ?? twin brother â?? who was paunchy, older looking and going bald. They say that the hermaphrodites were actually healthier than intact men, and did enjoy intimacy regardless of their condition. They are supposed to have a longer life span, and less health problems, than the average man, also.

OK, which brave stoner here is going to volunteer to give it a try and report back to us? Donâ??t all post at once!

[Breukelen advocaat]

I used the wrong term, "hermaphrodite". He was actually a Eunuch, with the additional removal of his penis:

"A eunuch is a castrated human male -- that is, a man who has had his testicles removed. The term eunuch can also refer to a man whose penis and testicles have been removed, or even to one who has had only his penis cut off. But while all of these conditions can be referred to as Castration, a man is not a true eunuch as long as his testicles remain intact. As long as the testes function, his body will continue to produce testosterone as well as sperm and he will still (theoretically) be capable of fathering children. In short, a eunuch might be able to get an erection, but he will never be able to reproduce."