if you want to get fucked id make a "shotty/shottie" we only get hash here and its probly the most efficiant way to get stoned...here is a description of what it is basically....i took this from another site...

"its not the same as a 'bucket', or a 'john' or a bong and no matter how good your use of language when you try to generalise all such devices as 'Bongs' your still wrong. Shotties are however a water aided method of smoking. In the instance of a bong (or the ones of seen anyway) there is a gauze or mesh which you weed/hash is put on then this is heated or burned whilst inhaling in your air tight cavity (or whatever the ( love) you called a bong) the smoke passes through water, cooling (and probably filtering out precious THC aswell)

When you use a shottie you make a small round of tobbaco and weed/hash, this is slowly toked on the end of a downpipe(with no cup or gauze) the bottle fills up with thick smoke, then ripped (this is done by inhalng sharply pulling your remaining tobaco down the pipe) "

i know some of the infomation there is wrong....such as water filtering out thc and shit but bare with it.

so instead of having the bowl on the end of the pipe you just leave it as a pipe.....you roll a small amount of tobaccoo up and put it in the end of the pipe so that the hash doesnt fall through (be careful not to put too little or too much bacco in the pipe otherwise it wont shoot or it will shoot too quickly) then crumble some has on to the tobacvco and gently push it so it pakes down a little....

(an easier way to pack the hash in is to crumble the hash onto a smooth hard surface...take the pipe out and "stamp" the hash with the pipe so that the hash sort of clings to the tobacco)

then cream up the bottle untill you feel its full enough then with a deep+hard inhale shoot it all down into the water.......

lol.....and there you go....an easy way of smoking hash.....it may take a while to get used to how much tobacco you put in so when you put the tobacco in you might want to suck a bit just to see if its going to shoot quickly or not....you dont want it to shoot too quickly or it will waste the hash......

OR

you could build a spliff.