Bungee Jumping

[papaw]

I've decided to try bungee jumping. My buddy has a setup and is taking me to W. Va. (new river gorge?) on a day when a bridge is opened up for base and bungee jumping. I'm really afraid of heights and thought this would be a cool way to confront that fear. I thought about maybe smoking a little of the marijuana that you kids are always raving about before taking the big leap. However, I do not want to get high and A. puss out and keep my ass on terra firma, B. freak the fuck out on the way down and be emotionally traumatized for the rest of my life, or C. piss my pants in front of a bunch of chicks who I'm trying to impress. So, any suggestions or personal experiences would be greatly appreciated. I guess I could just slap on some depends so maybe option C isn't that big of a problem after all, but I'd still like to go commando as usual if at all possible.

papaw Reviewed by papaw on 08-21-2005. Bungee Jumping I've decided to try bungee jumping. My buddy has a setup and is taking me to W. Va. (new river gorge?) on a day when a bridge is opened up for base and bungee jumping. I'm really afraid of heights and thought this would be a cool way to confront that fear. I thought about maybe smoking a little of the marijuana that you kids are always raving about before taking the big leap. However, I do not want to get high and A. puss out and keep my ass on terra firma, B. freak the fuck out on the way Rating: 5

[NightProwler]

yea man if it's your first time, smoke 2 joints a couple days before cuz u usually dont get high the first time and then when you go off, smoke like 2 joints or a couple bowls. I, pesonally have never pissed myself while high.

[papaw]

I've never pissed myself high either. Not yet anyway. But don't forget my whole issue with heights, and jumping off a perfectly good bridge with only a glorified rubber band keeping my pretty little head from smashing into big jagged rocks at ridiculously high speeds makes me a little nervous for some reason. Ah fuck it, who am I kidding? We both know I'm gonna smoke up before I do it. If I do die, then at least I'll enjoy my last few moments. You gotta say something nice at my funeral though Prowler, since you've convinced me that everything is cool.