Holy FUCK Paranoid!!!!

[9ski9]

Hey, Penguin, this may sound stupid, but I thought I'd pass along something that saved my ass a long time ago:

Get a pamphlet from any charity...United Way, Police Athletic League, Planned Parenthood, whatever...

Buy a 99 cent package of cookies and put a couple in little paper bags, staple closed, then mark each bag a different price.

Keep them on a bedroom dresser, right out in the open.

I still remember my folk's deep sense of pride when they found out the rumours that I'd been dealing were only partially true...

9ski9 Reviewed by 9ski9 on 08-20-2005. Holy FUCK Paranoid!!!! Okay right so ive been dealing for a lil while now, just an oz every few days. Okay well so today this girl that buys from me every few days is up with her friend who buys a 10 also and then 2 guys. We smoke some and then my phone starts ringing so i answer it cuz it says kasey's phone(which is the girl who buys from me) so i answer and its her mom so her mom talks to her, and i guess since she txt msged me asking for a 10 her mom read it. I think her mom knows where i live cuz shes been up Rating: 5

[Muggles]

Quick! Smoke the evidence! If I were you Penguin I wouldn't be to worried. Your pretty small game barely worth the effort, no offense of course. :P