amsterdam walks into a voting booth. "Hmm, lets see...how should i vote..." he scratches his head and reveiws his choices while adjusting his duct taped buddy holly glasses. he looks at one peice of paper that says "THROW ME IN JAIL AND OPRESS FREEDOM"
amsterdam nods his head. "Yess..this sounds good! Papa always said whats good for corporate america is good for me!"
Amsterdam casts his vote, convinced he's not a tard and tips his hat to Torog on his way out. "Say, ever get over your childhood issues ol guy?"
Torog begins to cry and quickly runs to cast his vote to throw himself in jail too.

WEEE GOOD JOB GUYS! Next time try not fucking up though