the one the only...........McCauley Caulkin has returned

[somebody someone]

If McCauley Caulkin had traveled into a black hole then McCauley Caulkin would most certainly never have been seen again. The word McCauley Caulkin was looking for was 'worm hole' and McCauley Caulkin fucked that up, just like every McCauley Caulkin movie that McCauley Caulkin has ever been in.

that was good... I am a fan of caulkin tho