Quote Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin
Greetings mortals, your lord and savior, the great McCauley Caulkin has returned!!!!!!

You may find yourself asking "where has McCauley Caulkin been?'
McCauley Caulkin has embarked on a spiritual journey through our solar system, exploring all the planets of our galaxy, journeying into black holes which blasted McCauley Caulkin millions of years into the future, McCauley Caulkin pondered the thought of living in the future, but felt the need to go back into the black hole so McCauley Caulkin can go back to 2005 and enlighten you puny mortals.

This incredible journey has elevated McCauley Caulkin into a whole new level of immortality, one which no being has ever achieved.

McCauley Caulkin has noticed there are many new members of this board who may not be familiar with McCauley Caulkin. Well, McCauley Caulkin is your god, McCauley Caulkin is the creator of the land, sea, and all the elements, and also a legendary child actor who has millions of adoring fans across the galaxy.

Caulkin out

damm, i thought you got shot