the one the only...........McCauley Caulkin has returned

[McCauley Caulkin]

Greetings mortals, your lord and savior, the great McCauley Caulkin has returned!!!!!!

You may find yourself asking "where has McCauley Caulkin been?'
McCauley Caulkin has embarked on a spiritual journey through our solar system, exploring all the planets of our galaxy, journeying into black holes which blasted McCauley Caulkin millions of years into the future, McCauley Caulkin pondered the thought of living in the future, but felt the need to go back into the black hole so McCauley Caulkin can go back to 2005 and enlighten you puny mortals.

This incredible journey has elevated McCauley Caulkin into a whole new level of immortality, one which no being has ever achieved.

McCauley Caulkin has noticed there are many new members of this board who may not be familiar with McCauley Caulkin. Well, McCauley Caulkin is your god, McCauley Caulkin is the creator of the land, sea, and all the elements, and also a legendary child actor who has millions of adoring fans across the galaxy.

Caulkin out

McCauley Caulkin Reviewed by McCauley Caulkin on 08-19-2005. the one the only...........McCauley Caulkin has returned Greetings mortals, your lord and savior, the great McCauley Caulkin has returned!!!!!! You may find yourself asking "where has McCauley Caulkin been?' McCauley Caulkin has embarked on a spiritual journey through our solar system, exploring all the planets of our galaxy, journeying into black holes which blasted McCauley Caulkin millions of years into the future, McCauley Caulkin pondered the thought of living in the future, but felt the need to go back into the black hole so McCauley Rating: 5

[jkg114]

I was actually wondering where you went.......

[jadeius]

be glad you are getting this ONE post, you inferior brat....what the fuck is your deal? if you really are him then you'd be just like everyone else here unless you really have problems....i shouldn't even be wasting my time on your bullshit but lo and behold here i am....nobody wants to talk to you dude, you are a little beeyatch...that's not the attitude to take with people if you wanna make friends, which i know you have problems doing...obviously because you are such a retard...lay off the hard drugs, and stay away from michael jackson, he might tell you you're god, but that's just to get in your loose, nasty boy-pussy, you whoredog....

WAKE UP!!! you're hated for a good reason....

[McCauley Caulkin]

jadeius, how dare you blashphemize McCauley Caulkin. McCauley Caulkin was simply looking for friendly greetings until you attacked McCauley Caulkin like tonya harding, now McCauley Caulkin must send your twisted soul to the depths of hades.

McCauley Caulkin came back all the way from millions of years in the future (thats a long trip) and this is the welcome that is extended? McCauley Caulkin suggests you watch home alone 2:lost in NY and apologize for your rude comments

[amsterdam]

loved Party Monster,great flick.

[jadeius]

no i'm not being rude, retard, i'm just bringing you back to earth, you're not A or THE god like you think, and go ahead and try to send me to hell, YOU ARE THE BLASPHEMER YOU HELLACIOUS SPAWN OF SATAN!....only MY GOD can judge me, AND TRUST ME, you are NOT MY GOD....hate to break it to you bro, but you are making me sick, among others....go ahead, judge my poor soul, but you'll be the one who ends up in hell for it....you should pray to god himself that you be forgiven for your false, iconic, piss-of-a-testimony....ptooey, i spit on you, you hateful wretch of a foul demon!!!!!

*god please forgive my hateful judgement, for this poor soul knows not what he does against you*

[McCauley Caulkin]

thanks amsterdam, McCauley Caulkin always appreciates a knowledgable fan. McCauley Caulkin also sees you have chosen a picture from a clockwork orange for your avatar, wise choice, wise choice indeed..

[jadeius]

OH GOD, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH I LIKED YOUR MOVIES, BUT I HATE YOU, YOU BASTARD, AND I DON'T HATE!!!

[bssman]

I loved him in Uncle Buck

[McCauley Caulkin]

YEAH I LIKED YOUR MOVIES

McCauley Caulkin always knew deep down that you were a loyal fan.