the one the only...........McCauley Caulkin has returned

[nakedgunner]

i liked uncle buck and home alone

[likemclever]

McCauley Caulkin does not have hatred, McCauley Caulkin loves everyone.

On McCauley Caulkins spiritual journey, McCauley Caulkin travelled to a planet called naboo, it was there that a short green creature (who surprisingly spoke english, but spoke in the verb noun format, instead of the regular noun verb format like on earth) anyway, this green creature gave McCauley Caulkin wise advice when he said "hatred leads to anger, anger leads to fear, fear leads to the dark side" from then on, MCCauley Caulkin has abandoned hatred

He spoke in verb noun format. Are you sure about that?

â??hatred (noun) leads (verb) to anger (noun) , anger (noun) leads (verb) to fear (noun), fear (noun) leads (verb) to the dark sideâ?�

Shouldnâ??t he have said something like this.

â??leads hatred to anger, leads anger to fear, leads fear to the dark side.â?�

[clevemire]

Sometimes the words of MCCauley Caulkin can be too powerful for one to accept.

Hahaha! Welcome back!

Btw, I liked you in Saved. Wasn't a huge part, but you played the 'cool crippled kid' role very well

[tokosan]

Mccauly fucked up the black hole things same way he fucked up the spelling of HIS OWN NAME lol! Welcome back, you crazy old goon McCauly.

And jaedus, you can suck cannabis.com's collective dick!

[st0n3r]

Greetings mortals, your lord and savior, the great McCauley Caulkin has returned!!!!!!

You may find yourself asking "where has McCauley Caulkin been?'
McCauley Caulkin has embarked on a spiritual journey through our solar system, exploring all the planets of our galaxy, journeying into black holes which blasted McCauley Caulkin millions of years into the future, McCauley Caulkin pondered the thought of living in the future, but felt the need to go back into the black hole so McCauley Caulkin can go back to 2005 and enlighten you puny mortals.

This incredible journey has elevated McCauley Caulkin into a whole new level of immortality, one which no being has ever achieved.

McCauley Caulkin has noticed there are many new members of this board who may not be familiar with McCauley Caulkin. Well, McCauley Caulkin is your god, McCauley Caulkin is the creator of the land, sea, and all the elements, and also a legendary child actor who has millions of adoring fans across the galaxy.

Caulkin out

damm, i thought you got shot

[tokosan]

you mean, you WISHED, right st0n3r?

[st0n3r]

no i just hoped for it.........i was dreaming of fluffy clouds in the sky with green meadows as far as the sunset, setting in the distance behind lush green hills.........and all of a sudden *bamm* a gun shot out of nowhere.......o dear i had killed the little peadophile lollipop......what have i done???

nah not reli just on salvia :P

[mellow mood]

hey McCaulay! wuzzup! i was wondering where u went! glad yur back u damn motha fucka! this site was almost gettin boring! continue to be as crazy as u are !

[Maui Wowie]

We missed you Caulkin.

I mean, what would the world be without him?

[hardon]

yup cann.com just wasnt the same without you...sort of like ghost...where the hell is he at???/