^^Not too funny...trying a little hard eh?

Alright I got another one.

An older man was talking at a wedding, he was giving the new bride and groom tips on having a good relationship. Finally he ended his speech with, "The secret to a good relationship, is you can't go to bed mad at your spouse." Later on at the dinner they found the man asleep at his table and woke him up. he woke up abruptly and startled and apologized, then he said "I haven't slept in 48 years."