McCauley Caulkin has a joke also:

a guy sees a hippo, a lion, and a monkey. he asks the monkey "who is the best actor?" the monkey replies "robert redford" the mysteriously, the monkey explodes.
then he asks the lion the same question, the lion replies "elijah woods" then mysteriously the lion dies.
then he asks the hippo the same question, and the hippo replies "McCauley Caulkin", then the hippo turns into a human with a farrari and drives off into the horizon, begining his life as a millionaire human who lives in the hollywood hills.