JOKES JOKES JOKES MORE JOKES!!!!

[somebody someone]

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somebody someone Reviewed by somebody someone on 08-19-2005. JOKES JOKES JOKES MORE JOKES!!!! ok, so i'm gonna go smoke me a cigarette and then i'm gonna post some jokes for your reading pleasure, since it went over pretty well last time... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D BE RIGHT BACK BITCHEZZZ!!!! Rating: 5

[jadeius]

Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!''
The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!''
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

[jadeius]

Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, "We don't have any condoms. I''ll call room service." So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, ''''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'''' ''''No,'''' he says, ''''I''ll suffocate!''''

[jadeius]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot

[Takingsunday21]

I got one I'm sure most of you kow it though.

Alright an English man, a French man, and a mexican are all flying on a plane. They fly over England and the English man sticks his hand out the window. The French man asks "Why did you do that?" The English man says "I was touching Big Ben." Then they fly over France and the French man stick his hand out the window. The Mexican guy asks "Why did you do that?" The French man says "I was touching the eiffel tower." Next they fly over Mexico and the Mexican stick his hand out the window. When he pulls it back in he says "Damn! The bastards stole my watch!"

[jadeius]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin has a joke also:

a guy sees a hippo, a lion, and a monkey. he asks the monkey "who is the best actor?" the monkey replies "robert redford" the mysteriously, the monkey explodes.
then he asks the lion the same question, the lion replies "elijah woods" then mysteriously the lion dies.
then he asks the hippo the same question, and the hippo replies "McCauley Caulkin", then the hippo turns into a human with a farrari and drives off into the horizon, begining his life as a millionaire human who lives in the hollywood hills.

[jadeius]

not a joke at all.....

you are the reason that we might suffer for eternity through satan....he could very well win the earth over god if you continue your ugliness....

[somebody someone]

McCauley Caulkin has a joke also:

a guy sees a hippo, a lion, and a monkey. he asks the monkey "who is the best actor?" the monkey replies "robert redford" the mysteriously, the monkey explodes.
then he asks the lion the same question, the lion replies "elijah woods" then mysteriously the lion dies.
then he asks the hippo the same question, and the hippo replies "McCauley Caulkin", then the hippo turns into a human with a farrari and drives off into the horizon, begining his life as a millionaire human who lives in the hollywood hills.

lol dude

[Takingsunday21]

^^Not too funny...trying a little hard eh?

Alright I got another one.

An older man was talking at a wedding, he was giving the new bride and groom tips on having a good relationship. Finally he ended his speech with, "The secret to a good relationship, is you can't go to bed mad at your spouse." Later on at the dinner they found the man asleep at his table and woke him up. he woke up abruptly and startled and apologized, then he said "I haven't slept in 48 years."