Im using fake names here just for safety

Ok so my buddy Joe is like 32 and hes been kickin it with me for like 9 months now, he lives with his friend next door to me. Hes one of those guys who blabs on and on and on and on and on about how hes more experienced blah blah blah whatever.

This problem with him is just fucking weird and its been pissing me off since i met him. He thinks cuz hes been tweakin longer than me hes "better" at it (ie. not burning the dope, not blacking the pipe, etc.) but honestly HES FUCKING STUPID!!! He burns the fuck out of the dope and I cant stand tweakin with him or using his pipes its fuckin disgusting.

So today as usual he shows up with his black crispy burnt shit pipe wanting to tweak. After he fucking flipped out for a few minutes I just said FUCK IT!!!!!!! and packed my TINY TINY TINY bowl (which i was saving for later) and melt it up for him IN MY PIPE!!! So i pass it to him and hes fucking it up hard, hes got the flame on my pipe makin it look like charcoal, burning it, and stinking up my room something aweful. So I try to tell him as usual, "dude come on stop fuckin burning it, I MEAN SERIOUSLY DUDE I just gave you my only bowl out of courtesy" and he trips out on his bullshit saying "fuck you bro I been doin this since before you were born" I let it go cuz I hate fighting.

I just want to know how im supposed to actually talk to him and just talk some damn sense into the guy. He wont listen to me cuz im younger i guess but ive never met anyone who didnt fucking hate the way he tweaks (which is why no one tweaks with him) he denys it but whatever, how i do i talk to the guy? I try to be respectful to my elders but DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!!! sometimes kids are just plain smarter what would you do? take in consideration hes a 'tradionalist' so he thinks age = smarts lol
Killa.Kali Reviewed by Killa.Kali on . HELP! How the fuck do I handle this?! Im using fake names here just for safety Ok so my buddy Joe is like 32 and hes been kickin it with me for like 9 months now, he lives with his friend next door to me. Hes one of those guys who blabs on and on and on and on and on about how hes more experienced blah blah blah whatever. This problem with him is just fucking weird and its been pissing me off since i met him. He thinks cuz hes been tweakin longer than me hes "better" at it (ie. not burning the dope, not blacking the pipe, Rating: 5