Stinky, I'm still laughing over the term "double-bagged"!! Ah, how nice it must be to have to worry about such volume to need extra support like that. We who are relegated to the modest C-cups of the world (or the B-pluses) often find ourselves wishing for more buxom girls.

I have to hand it to Dave Byrd. In his day, he was a wickedly fast bra-remover. I adopted the front-hook approach after we were engaged. Before that, he was like lightning with a back-hook number. Almost like a pick-pocket or a wallet-thief, where I hardly even knew it had happened. By the time I realized the girls were free, he'd moved on to parts south and I was already beginning to lose awareness entirely. Therein lies the reason I had to marry him.