'citizens self arrest "?

[NowhereMan]

ya got to be joking ya think
well im not
fucking cops getting so lazy they want ya to Cuff yaself,

found this thru cnn link

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.

Read the following statement aloud:

"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."



WAIVER:

Do I understand each of these rights I have just read to myself?
*Yes / No

Having these rights in mind, do I wish to talk to myself now?
*Yes / No
(If YES to both, use the space below for your full confession
or other statement you may wish to make.)
________________________________________
here would be my state ment [!.]
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ps.
cnn.sux

NowhereMan Reviewed by NowhereMan on 08-17-2005. 'citizens self arrest "? ya got to be joking ya think well im not fucking cops getting so lazy they want ya to Cuff yaself, found this thru cnn link http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely Rating: 5

[Button Basher]

Oh my god! It has to be a joke. Please god, let this be a joke...

[WalkaWalka]

Wait you can have some fun with this man Think about this
I arrested my self for indecent exposure to my self
you can waste much of there time and money
but if any citizen trys to arrest you tell them to fuck off

[Tholiak]

Use your right, You see a Cop speeding without his lights on, place him under citizens arrest.