DATING DONT'S AND DONT'S

[Cheery Cherry]

When you see a man's package for the first time, don't say, "Awww, isn't that cute".

[Cheery Cherry]

Also, never, ever call your partner by a different name. Stick with honey or baby if you can't remember!

[dark0ne]

hold her close, squeeze her tight,wisper in her ear, remember her birthdasy, and randomly show up with flowers. in bed the girl's "needs" come first then you, and take it slow.

[Not Enough Herb]

dont: dont wip out ur dick and say assume the postion bitch!

cuz ur gonna end up crouched in a ball

also, dont be a winey bitch. ppl dont wanna her about how depressed u r. suck it up and take one for the team or else hit the showers son

later

[JackNoble]

Don't get a fucking greedy girl. I agree that the woman's needs come first but when she's done and you're not and she just wants to cuddle.. "Okay bitch, bye bye."