Get a quarter, or whatever the fuck they use as a decent sized coin in euraisfristralia (europe, asia, africa, austrailia) or south america, use it as a cap after a hit and during passage. Hand it off with the pipe, and if the person doesn't get the hint, call them a fucking retard, because they are, minus the fucking fart, because they're prolly too fucking stupid to differentiate between a pussy and a pack of cigarettes. I dont mind a decent story, but toke or pass within three minutes.

ps-some of you seem to be a bit high strung. i suggest a mixture of scotch, vicodin, and nitrous. calm the fuck down.