The Wiasting of Your Smokage

[slipknotpsycho]

i know what you're talking about all too well, i hate when a mother fucker comes to smoke with me then takes the bowl/blunt/joint or whatever and just rambles on about something no one cares about meanwhile wasting everything. i'll straight up tell them hit it now and pass it or never toke with me again and i'm gonna take my shit from you before you get to hit it agian. they usually give me some fucked up look hit it and pass it. good thing is they usually shut the fuck up after this point.

[zarathustra]

Get a quarter, or whatever the fuck they use as a decent sized coin in euraisfristralia (europe, asia, africa, austrailia) or south america, use it as a cap after a hit and during passage. Hand it off with the pipe, and if the person doesn't get the hint, call them a fucking retard, because they are, minus the fucking fart, because they're prolly too fucking stupid to differentiate between a pussy and a pack of cigarettes. I dont mind a decent story, but toke or pass within three minutes.

ps-some of you seem to be a bit high strung. i suggest a mixture of scotch, vicodin, and nitrous. calm the fuck down.

[beachguy in thongs]

Nowhere Man: shut the fuck up and toke the bowl

Stoner #1: I want my dad to help me buy me for working in tobacco.

(looking at Nowhere Man) It's just a toke.

Stoner #2: Don't waste the smoke, dumbass.

LOL. You're riding the guy pretty hard. Especially, if he's lit and trying to talk.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Fuck campers! i mean its okay after 6 bowls cuz then ur already stoned, but one the first few bowls, dont camp! man i had this one dealer who use to camp it for sooo long. Like hed take 2 hits and because he camped it so long he wouldnt finish the bowl cuz he just had to leave. IT was cool tho cuz i usually never ended up matchin him one he just smoked me some.

[ADaisyChain]

My close friend who I often smoke with always thinks the bowl is cashed whenever the top is dark and it pisses me off sometimes really bad when Im stoned. He'll just waste a half of a perfectly good if slightly burnt bowl. "No point in smoking cash" he'll say.

I say stuff to nicely hint to him to never empty a bowl when it's my weed, but he literally is thick to the point of not understanding what I'm saying. I say stuff like "That's my weed man, I just loaded it." and he just teases me like "Dat's my weed man, my weed is infinate, my weed lasts forever."

He always matches me though, sometimes he matches his chron with my mids which is really nice of him though, so I don't really complain except for the occasional comment like "Lemme finish that bowl off if you're gonna empty it" or something.

[lizka4200]

hey whenevr i smoke with my customers i smoke the blunt however long i want its my weed (most of the time) and if its theres ill match them on a blunt right after..so they cant say shit about me doing it. haha

[lizka4200]

but if im smoking with my friends its different..i want them to get high too./...

[moeburn]

Whenever I smoke, I hold the lighter over while i inhale, and then once I inhaled all of it, I extinguish it with my lighter. More lighter fluid used, but no pot wasted whatsoever

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't think you should burn up the pot by constantly keeping the flame on it.

[slipknotpsycho]

Whenever I smoke, I hold the lighter over while i inhale, and then once I inhaled all of it, I extinguish it with my lighter. More lighter fluid used, but no pot wasted whatsoever

ummm...the longer you hold a flame to it, the faster it's burning, therefore wasting. not to mention too much butane/smoke ratio really gives me a harsh throat, not like shitty weed harsh throat either...this thing sticks for days.