i was cruisin down a really curvy/hilly road one morning and a car comes over the hill right as i do in my lane! so i swerve to miss them but when i do, the dirt on the road causes me to run into the ditch and flip my SUV... i had JUST lit up a blunt (was not high) and i was still smokin it in the middle of the street upside down strapped in, but i knew what i had to do... so I unbuckle (smack my fuckin head on the roof)and crawl out with my 2 ounces and blunt and hide them underneath a big rock about 20 feet off the road... then before any car comes up (the other car ran) i run back to my SUV and proceed normally... someone finally gets there, i make a few phone calls and BOOM 3 cop cars and 5 policemen... so i sit there as i explain everything and they check it all out (i was in gymshorts and a tank top, without a single scratch)

after the tow truck came, and my ride arrived i left... came back in 30 mins and smoked a 1/4 in less than an hour to myself!!!!!