Hehe, oh yeah, I remember a door story now. when these 2 Jehova's Witnesses came down our driveway, my sisters boyfriend said throught the living room window, "nope we're not interested". they replied "but don't you want to talk about god?" to which he replied "why? I am god! and I'm getting really sick of everybody talking about me all the time. geez, I've been ignoring everybody for 2,000 years and you guys still won't leave me alone!". they just turned and left