What would your name be if you were a joint?

[Swizzy89304]

I am Siberian Tiger Bluntmaster

Iosef Stalin is Total Eclipse Nickelbagger.
George Bush is Cuntface.
Osama bin Laden is Humboldt County Sheriff.
Ayman al-Zawahiri is Hash Head

Funnily enough, Tony Blair also comes out as 'Cuntface'.