My friend has a little gay weiner dog that loves to smoke. He's actually, like, gay. I know this from personal experience because we were hotboxing her room and that fucking dog would just not leave me alone, me being the only guy in a five-person hotbox (I swear he didn't even notice the four girls). She decided that it would be fun to get him high, so I didn't protest (even though I would never do that myself) cause I hoped it would chill him out. But the higher he got, the greater his desire for sexual gratification. I mean, I'm flattered and all but I don't swing that way (guys OR dogs) and needless to say it's VERY hard to light a bowl wihile fending off something that is trying incessantly to hump you.