Those people have never been allowed in my home.
If you cant show appreciation for hospitality go smoke in the alley punk.
If you wanna sneak some in my house when Im not lookin, youre too hooked to be trusted.
If you wanna hide your own and expect to smoke mine youre too cheap and selfish to have as a friend.
Those were my unwritten rules. Nobody is taking advantage of my kindness.

But that was then, now Im married, 3 kids at home. Whats a social life like these days?