wtf this guy sounds like a cop hahaha

I went into a 7-11 to buy a pack of smokes a year or so back and this random fuckin guy comes up to me and said "hey man, you got any marijuana?" me and the cashier start laughing are asses off and then habib tells the guy "hey buddy are you a cop? and if you are your legally required to tell us." stupid fuckin porker aint never gonna bust anyone like that haha