I want a tiny little water bong like i just lost...just simple small, plastic and portable. oh but with a little stash in the base, a little screw off cap where you can put in a little baggie, like a half quarter or something. oh and maybe where you can twist the top to cut off the water from leaving the pipe and the bowl, so you can transport it with water, and chron with no mess or smell...im gonna have to build one of those fuckers, thanks for the brainstorm el dood!