Favorite Funny Movie Lines

[tumbleweed]

in "How High" the baby powder pimp gets beat up by
the chinese kid then he tells assistant pimp
"I need to slap my goddamn self for that"
lol also when he tells the two white girls
"Bitch this is pimping! Oh you think its funny powder
me up SMACK!" leaves two white handprint marks lol

another good one is Sam Jackson asking Brett from
pulp fiction "HMMM thats a tasty burger you mind if
i have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?"
slurps on it till gone

Beavis and Butthead do America
"Finally after all this time Butthead Finally were gonna
score, me first Beavis. No way Butthead!"

[Lola]

ahhahahaha z scarface ownzzzzzzzz


give her another lude she'll be back

[givemesomeweed]

"Have you ever took your clothes off and ran backwards through a cornfield?"
Halfbaked

[jolly green giant]

'were gonna need a bigger boat'
chief brody in 'jaws'

[DiSeAsE]

Austin Powers:
that fat scottish guy, to minime: ''get in my belly, you're smaller!''

[tokinsmoke]

Friday when smokey says "you got knocked the fuck out" hahahahah

or when he says to tht scabby girl "remember it write it down take a picture i dont give a fuckk"
lol

that reminds me...
one day at school these two guys started
fightin...

one of em hit the other one time
and he was out like a light..

he said you got knocked the fuck out...
omg it was so funny...

everybody around started laughin...

peace

[mysterywhylay]

Austin Powers:
that fat scottish guy, to minime: ''get in my belly, you're smaller!''

Gotta say....Myers has Scottish grandparents...ova here he is classed as Scottish (shrek, so i nearly married an axe murdrerer) He loveeeeeeees it lol lol lol Ock, ya cannae blame the laddie huh? LOL LOL LOL

[weirdo79]

Heed! pants now! Move it! (myers rules!)

[YES]

ANything from the monty python the Holy Grail or The life of brian. I have the movies and never watched them high. Wow.

"How do you know shes a witch?"

And Pulp fiction has some good lines.

[maryjanemama]

Heed! pants now! Move it! (myers rules!)

Hahahahah, So I Married An Axe Murderer is hysterical...."Oh, you're a right sexy man..." and his mother starts making out with his friend!