smack that bitch and say, "i'm a pothead". you wish. tell her that you had some friends that where smoking and one of them asked you if they could stash their shit in your bag because they were going in their house for a minute?...the excuse for me not passing a drug test seemed to work, which was, "i was at a party and people were smoking around me, i must've inhaled some", of course that was for a job, my parents could give a shit less.