I can't believe people haven't been putting two and two together. Would you rather kiss a bearded face or a clean shaven one? Well, that came out wrong. If you were a girl, that is. I kind of meant, would you rather fuck a shaven pussy or a clean one but that came out wrong too. My point is...eating pussy is much less distracting when you're not getting jabbed with little bristles of the hardest hair on your body.