ok i got a situation here

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

if there was an infection, you would know. the cum would be gross not only by scent.
sometimes what you eat has an effect on the smell. http://www.collegesexadvice.com/strange-taste.shtml

smoking, drinking coffe and alcohol, eating a lot of meat and spicy foods can cause it to taste and smell bad. any toxin has an effect on it.

or homegirl needs to shave and shower.

[sMOkeY bOB]

sumtimes wen u love sumone so much (and thier pussy stinks) u jus hav to let them go

i sure as hell wouldnt be tellin no lady her minge has gone feral, but if it has to be dun then let her down gentle, im the same i love to eat a puss, but wen it comes to females i stay quiet, probly why i havent had none for for bout 9 or 10 months.
lol im not worried tho il get laid one day

[MightyFourTwenty]

I suggest inviting her over for a shower then getting really touchy feely with Herbal Essences body wash.

lmmfao wow, that was a good time in this, the moment of my highness... Brilliant!

[chisme]

k it has been my experience that over 90% of the gils i have fooled aroud with have been well trimmed if not shaven, and very clean. ill give u a little background knowlege on how it happened

but im bored of being single and i got a new gf and she is the best looking yet
so theres a local shin dig, and we decide to go(we have only kissed at this point)

so we have a few drinks, go see a few people, go for a car tour and have a few bowls then as were arriving back to the partey she mentions that she wants to go back to my house after monitoring her body language i realize she wants to fool around , at this point i am nicely blazed have had a few drinks and am certainly going to get to fool around with this girl

so we get back to my house i put on some music and she meets me in my room, and im amazed when i find her in my room wearing a short white skirt with no panties and some shirt with a built in bra,(so im thinkin how can this night get any better???) so i go lay down on the bed and 15 minutes later were both wearing basically nothing and i go in to eat her out (basically my favourtie part) and im over come with this horrible stink i dont want to make it public so i proceed, well after a minute er so. i can tell shes likin it so i go a bit deeper and the smell gets worse, i then realize that her nice little couter is the source of this nastly smell this sickens me but regardless i finish the job and we both end up coming around and as we lay in bed with a cool breeze coming in through the window i still smell this unwavering stench

so my question is: HOW DO I GET THIS BY HER THAT SHES GOT TO DO A BIT OF SPRING CLEANING??? ignoring it is not an option, and i really dont want to embarass her but i cant go on like this please help! o yeah and just coming out and saying it will not work shes the kind of girl who thinks quite a bit of herself, ive heard of gilrs that are better looking neglect those areas of the body because they feel there hot and thats all that matters

SERIOUSLY I WOULD KICK THE BITCH OUTTA BED AND SAY GET IN THE SHOWER FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DIRTY SWEATY BETTY!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[justinsane]

No, you can't do that, the poor girl. Or, maybe just give her a whiff.

how? like rub her nose in it??

WHAT IS THAT!?! BAAAAAAD GIRL!! KENNEL!! KENNEL!!

[rollinKansas]

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !1

[opiuser]

The last chik i went out with stunk too (first time a chic didnt smell good to me)... it was bad enuf i thought i had fingered the wrong hole (which i didnt).

long story short, i dumped her... im such an asshole... but heay, im not taking any chances when it comes to std's. and i dont like stinky poon

[beachguy in thongs]

ever heard of swamp nut, sweaty balls, fromunda cheese. eeewwwww

You have to know how to take care of your body before you start doing shit to it.

[beachguy in thongs]

how? like rub her nose in it??

WHAT IS THAT!?! BAAAAAAD GIRL!! KENNEL!! KENNEL!!

You stick a napkin in, and then while you're on top of her, stick it in her mouth.
Problem solved. :stoned: