Tell it to me like I'm 4

[lilSmokie]

How much water do I need to drink and how long before I take the test? I have a UA for a job tomorrow. Havent smoked for 15 days. Smoked a couple times a day before that. I am 5'4 170 slow metab. Do I need creatine as well? Should I eat fatty food tonight and tomorrow morning? I really want to pass. If I sub do I just put it in a condom or what? Do I have to use any special kind of condoms? I know nothing about passing UA's. I've always been super clean in the past when I had to take them. Please help me figure this out.

lilSmokie Reviewed by lilSmokie on 08-10-2005. Tell it to me like I'm 4 How much water do I need to drink and how long before I take the test? I have a UA for a job tomorrow. Havent smoked for 15 days. Smoked a couple times a day before that. I am 5'4 170 slow metab. Do I need creatine as well? Should I eat fatty food tonight and tomorrow morning? I really want to pass. If I sub do I just put it in a condom or what? Do I have to use any special kind of condoms? I know nothing about passing UA's. I've always been super clean in the past when I had to take Rating: 5

[lilSmokie]

Anyone??

[4x4Turbo]

go to your local head shop and buy VALE fruit punch. Passed my test today. it is some PIMP JUICE no doubt. Worth every penny of the $40 dollars they rape, i mean charge.

[lilSmokie]

I alrady got some stuff like that...they had Vale, but the guy there recommended the other brand called "testPURE". But I'm still stressing.

[OzzyOz]

just keep on drinking water.
excersise also
make sure you drink the stuff...
and don't pull anyshit with condoms and stuff if your doing this for probation

[lilSmokie]

I'm just doing it to get a job...but I tested the waterloading method tonight and it totally worked....so I'm just gonna go with that tomorrow. Yeah exercise...hahah. I'm a lazy pothead. Anyway, thanks for the advice.