Stupido.

[Ganj]

My 11 year old nephew once told me that he thought he had nearly drowned at school. When I asked what happened he said something along the lines of "I don't know... but my teacher said that our bodies are %70 percent water, so maybe I swallowed some of it."

Stupidest things you've ever heard?

it must be the youth...

...this one time (at band camp) when i was about six or so, i protested to my mother that i couldn't go to school because my uterus hurt...lol, the ignorance.