"The Bible is True..... and as for Darwin he ain't got a clue"

Funniest thing I've ever heard!
LOVElife Reviewed by LOVElife on . Stupido. My 11 year old nephew once told me that he thought he had nearly drowned at school. When I asked what happened he said something along the lines of "I don't know... but my teacher said that our bodies are %70 percent water, so maybe I swallowed some of it." Stupidest things you've ever heard? Rating: 5