Quote Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
My 11 year old nephew once told me that he thought he had nearly drowned at school. When I asked what happened he said something along the lines of "I don't know... but my teacher said that our bodies are %70 percent water, so maybe I swallowed some of it."

Stupidest things you've ever heard?
lmao. damn. imma throw that on my list of 100 stupidest things i have ever heard 4 sure.