Drunk with a bat flying in my kitchen

[beachguy in thongs]

Some of you guys need to get a cat lol.

Right?

A bat, man, how messed up, I've only known of bats in my grandfather's basement, that's all. But to run out of your house slashing the thing is beyond me. I just want you to know I've been cracking up during the typing of this post. Hard to concentrate! My feelings were hurt until you're unfortunate slip, but that was a good end to the story.

My suggestion is to keep the lights off. That will keep you from seeing things like bats flying around your kitchen.

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 08-12-2005. Drunk with a bat flying in my kitchen ok, so i drank half a bottle of peach schnopps, and 10 minutes ago i look behind me, and a motherfucking bat was flying around in circles in my kitchen right behind me!!!! I was laughing my fucking ass off at first. Then i went and threw a pillow RIGHT dead in its flight path. It fly straight into the pillow and got OWNED! it wasn't dead though, instead it landed in my pound of butter on my counter. It couldint fly, and i was tripping like mad, so i took some paper towel, to grasp the bat, so Rating: 5