Drunk with a bat flying in my kitchen

[beachguy in thongs]

Some of you guys need to get a cat lol.

Right?

A bat, man, how messed up, I've only known of bats in my grandfather's basement, that's all. But to run out of your house slashing the thing is beyond me. I just want you to know I've been cracking up during the typing of this post. Hard to concentrate! My feelings were hurt until you're unfortunate slip, but that was a good end to the story.

My suggestion is to keep the lights off. That will keep you from seeing things like bats flying around your kitchen.