Drunk with a bat flying in my kitchen

[Breukelen advocaat]

Some of you guys need to get a cat lol.

My friend had one and a mouse was running around, so the cat started chasing it but didn't seem to want to kill it. The cat's owner started beating the mouse to death with something, and holding the cat by the scruff of his neck yelling, "You see? That's what YOU are supposed to do!"

Apparently, cats do not know to bite off the heads of rodents unless the mother cat teaches it as a kitten.

Or, you could get a Jack Russell terrier - they'll always go after mice and rats and won't give up until the animal is dead.

[Breukelen advocaat]

One more thing about rats - I've been told (by a girl who did it) that the best way to kill a rat in your home is to grab it by the tail and drown it in the toilet bowl.

[partyguy420]

you could get a Jack Russell terrier - they'll always go after mice and rats and won't give up until the animal is dead.

yea... but my rottwhilers will eat those lil fuckers as a snack, ive already had to kill one cuz it attacked my neabhors dog and ate the fucker

[p0t]

One more thing about rats - I've been told (by a girl who did it) that the best way to kill a rat in your home is to grab it by the tail and drown it in the toilet bowl.

sounds fun


might have to try it

[beachguy in thongs]

Some of you guys need to get a cat lol.

Right?

A bat, man, how messed up, I've only known of bats in my grandfather's basement, that's all. But to run out of your house slashing the thing is beyond me. I just want you to know I've been cracking up during the typing of this post. Hard to concentrate! My feelings were hurt until you're unfortunate slip, but that was a good end to the story.

My suggestion is to keep the lights off. That will keep you from seeing things like bats flying around your kitchen.

[kobeite]

Fucking hilarious is all I can say. I would be SCARED SHITLESS DUDE!!! You wrote that post well, I could just imagine you going after that bat!! BAT!!! How the hell does a bat get into your house

[Fattie]

Damn that was funny, fallin on the ground yelling and pointing a bat, a bat. Damn, was anyone else in the house, cuz if not, that makes it funnier.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Another guy I knew worked at his family's business, which was a place that supplied raw steel. The business was in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, which is zoned for manufacturing. They had a problem with rats running around the place after closing, so they bought two big dogs - German Shepardâ??s I believe, to guard the place. The first night they brought the dogs there, they left some dog food out and closed up. When they opened the business in the morning, the dog food bowls were empty, and there was nothing left of the dogs but skeletons.

[slipknotpsycho]

~sniff sniff~ do you smell that? are we near a pasture? cuz i sure as fuck smell bullshit