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08-11-2005, 11:20 AM #1
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Drunk with a bat flying in my kitchen
Some of you guys need to get a cat lol.
My friend had one and a mouse was running around, so the cat started chasing it but didn't seem to want to kill it. The cat's owner started beating the mouse to death with something, and holding the cat by the scruff of his neck yelling, "You see? That's what YOU are supposed to do!"
Apparently, cats do not know to bite off the heads of rodents unless the mother cat teaches it as a kitten.
Or, you could get a Jack Russell terrier - they'll always go after mice and rats and won't give up until the animal is dead.Breukelen advocaat Reviewed by Breukelen advocaat on . Drunk with a bat flying in my kitchen ok, so i drank half a bottle of peach schnopps, and 10 minutes ago i look behind me, and a motherfucking bat was flying around in circles in my kitchen right behind me!!!! I was laughing my fucking ass off at first. Then i went and threw a pillow RIGHT dead in its flight path. It fly straight into the pillow and got OWNED! it wasn't dead though, instead it landed in my pound of butter on my counter. It couldint fly, and i was tripping like mad, so i took some paper towel, to grasp the bat, so Rating: 5
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