geee..........now how did i know someone was going to say that??? and are you serious or just fucked up and want to tell a funny story?? cuz if you're serious that's some fucked up shit....i wouldn't fuckin touch a bat.....cuz if it bit me i'd turn into ozzy and bite it.....'s head off
slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . Drunk with a bat flying in my kitchen ok, so i drank half a bottle of peach schnopps, and 10 minutes ago i look behind me, and a motherfucking bat was flying around in circles in my kitchen right behind me!!!! I was laughing my fucking ass off at first. Then i went and threw a pillow RIGHT dead in its flight path. It fly straight into the pillow and got OWNED! it wasn't dead though, instead it landed in my pound of butter on my counter. It couldint fly, and i was tripping like mad, so i took some paper towel, to grasp the bat, so Rating: 5