ok, so i drank half a bottle of peach schnopps, and 10 minutes ago i look behind me, and a motherfucking bat was flying around in circles in my kitchen right behind me!!!! I was laughing my fucking ass off at first. Then i went and threw a pillow RIGHT dead in its flight path. It fly straight into the pillow and got OWNED! it wasn't dead though, instead it landed in my pound of butter on my counter. It couldint fly, and i was tripping like mad, so i took some paper towel, to grasp the bat, so i could throw it outside, then it was making the motherfucking scariest little screech, while its fangs chattered. So i began to stab it with a kitchen knife, yes that's right! I am drunk what do u expect? I pierced its king and body, then it was scared so it flew into a box of kraft dinner, since i am drunk, i ran out of my house with the box as fast as i could and ran into the middle of the road. I then just left the box in the middle of the road, and i fucking fell really hard on the concrete, cause i tripped. This just happend about 10 minutes ago, i thought id give you stoners a laugh.

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RedRainDrop Reviewed by RedRainDrop on . Drunk with a bat flying in my kitchen ok, so i drank half a bottle of peach schnopps, and 10 minutes ago i look behind me, and a motherfucking bat was flying around in circles in my kitchen right behind me!!!! I was laughing my fucking ass off at first. Then i went and threw a pillow RIGHT dead in its flight path. It fly straight into the pillow and got OWNED! it wasn't dead though, instead it landed in my pound of butter on my counter. It couldint fly, and i was tripping like mad, so i took some paper towel, to grasp the bat, so Rating: 5