Also ROTFL,

Thanks H. You set that up like a pro standup act.

Spent yesterday trying better proxy softwares.

Thanks also to all for getting me - ahem - straight on the Ph vs. Hardness.

We don't have noticable white deposits on fixtures anywhere but that weird - ahem - grabby feeling after a rinse in the shower is definitely from the water.

I'm pretty convinced that's what's drooping the leaves even tho showering doesn't seem to effect the droopiness of - ahem - anything else !!! <g>

Anyone growing any plant for the first time would see the droopiness still there next moring and think they had not watered it enough. Then do the worst and dowse the plant again.

As an aside:

Have to transplant my only surviving (abandoned outdoor move of 2 others for security reasons) indoor lady into 5 gal from a 2 gal pot soon. Now at 53" with good side growths. No clue what strain the bag was. Never ask.

2 more Questions plz:
Throwing in rest of worm castings during transplant can't hurt at this stage I presume, right?

Also, when watering the new tranplanted potting the first time (with distilled) should I skip the ferts? Then resume that in a week?

Also, for a 5 Gal white plastic bucket:
1. Going to paint outside black.
2. Is Vermiculite any less compressive than just straight perlite? Or do you just have to load the perlite to like 1 part to 3 parts soil?
Any recipes appreciated. Thanks to all.

And Harddon, remember that if any condition lasts longer that 36 hours, to seek immediate medical attention.