My interesting day

[Ryansmokesalot]

just to let you kno if any parts are confusing im sorry cuz i was high when i typed this so it

let me tell you about my interesting day i had last friday. It started off late last night when I was late to work because I was talkin to a friend of mine about some goods and this kick ass party that I was gonna miss. After that I rushed to work at 11 tired from not sleepin the night before. When I got to work I thought we were gonna have a big load in like we always do. ( I work at a grocery store) But instead had the easiest night that I have ever worked there since I started. Most of the night I managed to stay awake to get my work done lucky. When I get home I was wide awake for some reason. I was gonna go take a ut to go get a new job so I came to this WONDERFUL site here lookin for remedies to clear out your test. After reading a few different messages on here I found one that would fit me good on the way that I already was goin. It is by Dave Walker called â??The best way to pass a piss testâ?�. After reading the post I ventured around on the different forums and looked at some pretty funny stories about how many times could you wack it in a day. (I think I did about 7-8 when I about 13) Anyways back the story. I couldnt wait to go get my ut over and done with cuz I as gonna celebrate with a nice lil jay with my friend. cuz I have been dyin since Sunday to smoke. I went through the routine of drinkin water all the time and I even stopped to get b12 vitamins so my piss would be darker. So I to my work to get the vitamins. I stopped to talk to my on friend that works there at the bank inside and she wanted me to open a bank account with her. I decided to cuz I told her I would if she bought me a flush kit. (So I got the flush kit for free HAHAHA) After I left the bank I headed for qtown to go and just smoke the jay with my friend.

This is when the my day started to get really weird. When I get there I took a piss ( the one that would have been for the test) and it was perfectly clear so I would have failed to get the job. Then we decide that we want to take a rid and smoke. First we smoked some of her stash in her bubbler then we took the ride. This was the first time ever we took our smoke ride in my car and it was the first real jay that I have ever hand rolled too. It was fat I wish I would had taken a pic of it. It was about 2-2 ½ in. long and almost as thick as a pencil. I was very proud cuz im normally a blunt man myself and I could never roll a jay. So we take the ride in my car and I got High as hell cuz I havent smoked in almost a week. I got back to her house and dropped her off I forgot to take a pissed again from drinkin more water. So I went to get gas station to get gas and I was so high still that I forgot to go to the bathroom. Normally I got see my mom at her work when I go to town but today for some reason I didnt, and I kno it wasnt cuz of smokin cuz I go see her at her work when im high all the time. (She cant tell) So I missed goin to the bathroom there too. So im drivin back to my house (which is 20 mins away) and I see at least 5 cop cars out of the 17 cars that I saw drive by in Dublin. That kinda scared me cuz I normally smoke drivin through that town and that was one of the only times I didnt. I start to get stuck in traffic at this time and I still had to piss really bad also I had the munchies like crazy and I knew I didnt have food at home. I wanted wendys and it was another 10 mins past my house. I manage to make it there and take a piss. it felt so good to finally get that out and it was almost real dark yellow from the vitamins haha. I most likely would have passed the test cuz of all the water I drank all week if I didnt smoke earlier. When I got home I sat down and destroyed my food within in 5 mins. Then I decided to type this story cuz of how weird it was plus it was like 10x more crazy cuz I was high as hell too. It was sweet I was laughin the whole ride home I donâ??t kno how I didnt piss myself HAHAHA.

When I sat down to do it I was still so high that I couldnt even remember a part of the story. For about an hour of sittin here high and dumb as hell in front of my computer starin at the screen I managed to recall most parts and put it back together. (The story above) There is a few alil parts that I missed. It also was pretty weird cuz today is Friday and itâ??s the 5th. ( Friday being my favorite day of the week cuz I can party and get messed and 5 being my luck number) well that was my story. I hope you got as much of a laugh out of it as I did haha.

Ryansmokesalot Reviewed by Ryansmokesalot on 08-09-2005. My interesting day just to let you kno if any parts are confusing im sorry cuz i was high when i typed this so it let me tell you about my interesting day i had last friday. It started off late last night when I was late to work because I was talkin to a friend of mine about some goods :D and this kick ass party that I was gonna miss. After that I rushed to work at 11 tired from not sleepin the night before. When I got to work I thought we were gonna have a big load in like we always do. ( I work at a Rating: 5

[geoffrowley19]

lol, that certanly was interesting!

[Up In Smoke 420]

im way to high to read that... mmm pringles.........

[Ryansmokesalot]

im way to high to read that... mmm pringles.........

hahaha thats what i said for like 2 days cuz everytime i wanted to read it over i was too high to get past the first line haha.

thanx geoff you had to be there it was so much better in person and high as hell

[RedRainDrop]

Sounds like a regular day to me.