fuckin nightmare

[LOVElife]

Little Nippers are Phat! ....

...My Mates son asked us what we were doing whilst having a Bong!....

...My pal said "Having a Pink Cigar!"......It was funny when his Lass later asked.....

..."Whats this I hear about you and Pink Cigars?!"

[red662]

rolmao they r great 4 a laugh after u calm down,lol

[FunkyMonkey]

heheh I have a 2 yr old too and that story made me cringe then smile !
I keep mine (bud) in a place he'll never get it but I could still relate.
And what fengzi said about the juice stain is right on! That little face and sweet little voice can stop a freighttrain.

[red662]

yea i normally always keep it on me i swear i left the room 4 a sec, he musta had it planned 4 weeks 2 get my stash,lol

[FunkyMonkey]

hehe thats how my guy does it. You think its safe because it was yesterday but here he is building a ladder to get to it. He watches out of the corner of his eye and starts plotting, just like me as a kid.
I swear they take a mental picture of how things were last time they were in the room then compare it against the current scene. Everything new must be investigated!

and, if he's runnin...I better get ready to.

[Fengzi]

and, if he's runnin...I better get ready to.

Do they ever stop running? I swear my little girl is like that golden snitch thing from the Harry Potter movies. You know, that thing they try to catch in the game where they fly around on their brooms. From the moment I hear her calling "Daddy, come now!!" at 5:00 every morning to the time she finally goes to bed it's perpetual motion. I've tried taking her out to the park to run it out of her but all that happens is I end up more tired and she just keeps going. I swear, the energizer bunny's got nothing on a two year old.

[red662]

hehe thats how my guy does it. You think its safe because it was yesterday but here he is building a ladder to get to it. He watches out of the corner of his eye and starts plotting, just like me as a kid.
I swear they take a mental picture of how things were last time they were in the room then compare it against the current scene. Everything new must be investigated!

and, if he's runnin...I better get ready to.

every word is exactly right they must make a visual inspection each time, that wasnt there yesterday ill think ill eat it kids man..