Ways to make people wonder

[ermitonto]

1) Always face the rear of the elevator.
2) Ask the McDonald's cashier if he'd like fries with that when you give him your money.
3) When asked for your religion on a survey, check "Other" and write in "Judaislam".
4) Cut out the fly on an old pair of jeans. Then order a soup at a restaurant. Drop the fly in the soup and shout "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
5) Use a screwdriver to rearrange the letters on somebody's keyboard so they spell naughty words.
6) As you walk around in the world, keep your arms outstretched and make airplane noises.

ermitonto Reviewed by ermitonto on 08-07-2005. Ways to make people wonder 1) Always face the rear of the elevator. 2) Ask the McDonald's cashier if he'd like fries with that when you give him your money. 3) When asked for your religion on a survey, check "Other" and write in "Judaislam". 4) Cut out the fly on an old pair of jeans. Then order a soup at a restaurant. Drop the fly in the soup and shout "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" 5) Use a screwdriver to rearrange the letters on somebody's keyboard so they spell naughty words. 6) As you walk around in the Rating: 5