Ways to make people wonder

[robert42]

or another good one is

" yea i bet you never knew he fucked her eh'"

[robert42]

if you want a real conversation stopper try:

"well, i blame the black people"

whilst loading a imaginary shotgun with your hands

[rajking86]

Haha, one time me and my boy got sooooooooooo lifted off this Maui wowie, I swear everyone was already deep stoners then, my tolerance was low cuz i had just started a couple of weeks before..... this was freshman year in college yea.....

so i was laid the fuck out by my boy's fireplace. and i just started like makin out with the beer ball we had at the party couple hours back and laughin and gigglin...... everyone was like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn this kid's fucked up!


i wish shit like that happenned still....

[Nochowderforyou]

1) Always face the rear of the elevator.
5) Use a screwdriver to rearrange the letters on somebody's keyboard so they spell naughty words.
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Ha ha! Those 2 are classic. Nice one.

[Smokey McPot]

Ha ha i used to rearange the keys on keyboads at my school all the time. I wouldnt allways spell word but i would change the keys around so you have a very hard time trying to type if you didnt memorize the keys.