Ways to make people wonder

[robert42]

or another good one is

" yea i bet you never knew he fucked her eh'"

robert42 Reviewed by robert42 on 08-07-2005. Ways to make people wonder 1) Always face the rear of the elevator. 2) Ask the McDonald's cashier if he'd like fries with that when you give him your money. 3) When asked for your religion on a survey, check "Other" and write in "Judaislam". 4) Cut out the fly on an old pair of jeans. Then order a soup at a restaurant. Drop the fly in the soup and shout "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" 5) Use a screwdriver to rearrange the letters on somebody's keyboard so they spell naughty words. 6) As you walk around in the Rating: 5

[robert42]

if you want a real conversation stopper try:

"well, i blame the black people"

whilst loading a imaginary shotgun with your hands

[rajking86]

Haha, one time me and my boy got sooooooooooo lifted off this Maui wowie, I swear everyone was already deep stoners then, my tolerance was low cuz i had just started a couple of weeks before..... this was freshman year in college yea.....

so i was laid the fuck out by my boy's fireplace. and i just started like makin out with the beer ball we had at the party couple hours back and laughin and gigglin...... everyone was like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn this kid's fucked up!


i wish shit like that happenned still....

[Nochowderforyou]

1) Always face the rear of the elevator.
5) Use a screwdriver to rearrange the letters on somebody's keyboard so they spell naughty words.
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Ha ha! Those 2 are classic. Nice one.

[Smokey McPot]

Ha ha i used to rearange the keys on keyboads at my school all the time. I wouldnt allways spell word but i would change the keys around so you have a very hard time trying to type if you didnt memorize the keys.