I'd tell him to beat it. Smoke weed right in front of him and give him NONE.

Actually, I just had a phone call from a guy who haven't spoke to in, lets see, about 6months or so. Last time I did talk to him he was sucking on my fist He phones me up like we've been buddie all along. "Oh...hey man, what's up?", real casual and all, Makes a little small talk, then out it comes, "hey, you got a j you could sell me". I knew he phoning me for a reason. So I sighed, said I had about 10g's of weed, 3g's of oil and that he was gettin none of it. Good times.