Mitch Hedberg

[moeburn]

I like the FedEx Driver because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it. And he's always on time. I like my drugs to have a tracking number. Then when my friend says Mitchell, "Where's the drugs?" I just say call the 1-800 number... your drugs were loaded onto a van at 7:30 am and will arrive on time. Perfect, that's what I paid for.

Mitch hedberg is fucking hilarious, especially when you're high like i am right now.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373136/board/nest/11636567

moeburn Reviewed by moeburn on 08-06-2005. Mitch Hedberg I like the FedEx Driver because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it. And he's always on time. I like my drugs to have a tracking number. Then when my friend says Mitchell, "Where's the drugs?" I just say call the 1-800 number... your drugs were loaded onto a van at 7:30 am and will arrive on time. Perfect, that's what I paid for. Mitch hedberg is fucking hilarious, especially when you're high like i am right now. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373136/board/nest/11636567 Rating: 5

[RaoulDuke45]

too bad he died

[ilovebecky]

i git so sad when he died...

[ilovebecky]

got

[BalliN]

hes DEAD!?

[fatty lumps]

Yup. Died March 31, 2005.