i have a theroy, that only the truly fucked up stuff happends when your stoned. i was managing a sub shop, i just smoked a bowl of hydro. when a buss pulls up, and the local highschool football team rolls in. no problem, except, the freakin mascot cut his arm on the bus, and was bleeding through his costum. he come rushing in still in costum, screaming "you gotta help me man, i cut it pretty deep". I laughed so hard,i went into the back office, and left my underlings to take care of things. i herd "can we see the manager?" and my freind said no! later we watched the security tapes, and you see him run in holding his arm, blood running evrywhere, and i laughed in his face and left, HAHAHAHAHa..............i'm going to hell.
another time, i smoked a coke laised joint, and gave a 30 min disrotation onhow pot is good for you to an off duty cop!