Man, I can't skate at all when I'm stoned. I can skate great though when I'm not. Anyway the stupidest thing I've done when I was stoned was probably pissing all over my hand and leg. I was really stoned and had trouble standing still cause I'd been sitting down forever just smoking pot and I stood up and tryed to take a piss and like just pissed all over myself. It was bad. My friend one time was trying to take a shit and he was SO stoned. I forget what we smoked but it was good. Anyway he didn't know if he shit or not he just pulled his pants back up and he kept asking us about it like if we heard it or anything. He couldn't tell if he did or not. It was funny as hell the next day.