I've had tons of weird shit happen to me while stoned. None of it makes much sense to me later. If I'm hanging out with people I don't like or friends who are being idiots, I'll just run off instead of bothering to make an excuse to leave.

Also (not really weed but whatever) when I was on mushrooms and my friends kept passing me weed I would eat it. I kept asking them to stop because I couldn't control myself but they'd forget and I must have ate a good 1/2 gram. Sheesh.